Yes, we know.We are aware that you can live without wifi , that it is possible to spend an hour or two without looking at our mobile phone, without seeing the updates on our social networks, check the mail or write on WhatsApp...However, have you noticed how slowly time goes by?
If you are also addicted to Wi-Fi, we are sure that you will agree that there are no better paradise that those areas where we find a "Free WiFi" sign, that there is no greater condemnation than to see how our devices suddenly lose coverage or as our data rate, prevents us from uploading that fantastic selfie that we just get us out...
If you agree with all this, then it is clear that you are also a "wifi addict" and that, surely, you will agree with these points...
1.We are going on a trip! Already...But can I be connected?
Great, holidays are coming and we're going on a trip! The idea excites you, but then a cloud of darkness falls on you...If I go abroad, will I still have Internet on my mobile ? Can I connect? It is possible that at this time your partner or your friends look at you with the face of "serial killers" throwing you in the face that even on vacation you can get rid of your addiction.

You make sure before leaving the hotel in the one that you are going to be has wifi, they assure you that it is and you breathe relieved.However, when you arrive at the room, before unpacking, you want to check that, indeed, your devices have coverage.
But no, you can't! SOS! You go into "panic mode", then, you go to the speed of the reception light to claim, and that's when they kindly indicate that you have free Wi-Fi in the common area of the hotel, that is , in the hall.When you go there, you find 40 more people, all as desperate as you.
2.That friend who does not have Internet on the mobile...And he is happy!
That's right, we all have a friend who has a cell phone because he has no choice, for work reasons or simply, to be connected «to the remnants» with the rest of the world.However, he is reluctant to have Internet connection, moreover, leads that kind of movement «anti-WhatsApp», «anti-Facebook» and «anti-Twitter» with which, it shows us that you can live with greater freedom and happiness.

And I answered There is no doubt.However, it is our threatening look every time he sees us write on the cell phone or check an email, the voice of our conscience that indicates us with a fatherly air, that of «But that hooked these! You have no life of your own! ».
3.The arduous strategy to find coverage
Those days when we have to go to our grandparents' town, to those scenarios reconditos where the coverage comes and goes like the flying of the birds, a despair before which we have to become aware of yoga techniques or passionflower infusions.And you know it well, all those corners of the world where there is no wifi , it's like a mysterious Silent Hill where it is better not to enter.

In some corner of that small town there is coverage , they assure you, as someone who talks about a treasure never found, and to find it, we have no choice but to raise the phone like that magical scepter that needs "a supernatural ray" to work the miracle.And when we find it, when we finally see the symbol appear ito of the wifi in the mobile we jumped of happiness seeing how the backward messages arrive, the mails...
We will not dare to move from there in good time, not even to breathe, it is like finding a portal to a parallel universe, the entrance to the fourth dimension...Although, obviously, will only last a few minutes .
4.The worst curse: SLOW speed
You have to finish a project, you have an interview for Skype or you have to send that report to your teacher, your boss, a friend… It's very urgent! However, your Internet connection has firmly decided that wants to make you despair .It's as if someone, a kind of Big Brother, wanted to make your life impossible.

You see the screen suspended, frozen and you don't know what to do.Plug and unplug, put the router in a thousand different ways, invoke the angels, or those spells you learned with the Harry Potter books, but nothing...
5.Never you will steal the wifi from the neighbor in front of you
Indeed, in those days when the Internet works at home with special slowness, try your luck with your neighbors' networks, hoping there is some carelessness that does not protect your connection.You know that is illegal, amoral, ugly and indecent ...However, you tell yourself, that it will only be a minute, that you will only check the mail...And you do it, you connect , because in effect… It will only be a minute!

By the time you realize it, it is already midnight.You take several hours and the charge of conscience will make you head to the deepest circle of the hell of Dante .
Image: Sebastien Bertrand, Mr.Theklan, when i was a bird, Jerome Bon, Jacob Bøtter
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